La Belle Epoque – The Vibe

It was my friend’s birthday this weekend and we all ventured to the Big City. Boyfriends included we ate Mexican and drank cocktails from fish bowls, excited about our little adventure weekend I booked a hotel and promised my boyfriend a night to remember. After a very enjoyable evening we staggered outside the club and tumbled into a taxi where I began to realize just how drunk my boyfriend was. Inside the hotel we took the lift and I imagined how I’d seductively remove my clothes to reveal my gorgeous new lingerie ready for our passionate hotel night, I opened our door, he stumbled through hit the bed and was snoring in 5 minutes, fully clothed! I dialed room service … “No I don’t want cheese on toast, I want a Jimmyjane Little Chroma!”

I found a way to make bath time more interesting, How? Invite your favourite waterproof toy to bath time. My personal choice; Je Joue’s G-Ki, what better way to relax and unwind! And unlike my boyfriend it doesn’t take up half the bath and insist on colder water!
Note: living with partner, housemates or parents? Don’t drop the G-Ki to the bottom of the bath, if anyone is downstairs they’ll know exactly what you doing! Trust me! xxx

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So I’ve been pondering the various wedding gift lists I’ve been sent for weddings this summer, do newly weds really want so much cutlery, dinner sets and new pans? I guess so – however amongst all those household items wouldn’t it be nice to unwrap something you weren’t expecting, something you didn’t pick from the John Lewis home department, something that could spice up the honeymoon or keep the bride entertained on her wedding night should the groom have consumed too much alcohol. Check out La Belle Epoque’s Hampers and Jimmyjane’s Bridal Gift Set! xxx

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Oh No!! We’re at that time of the year again!! Halloween is already the main feature of nearly every shop window, but it’s not actually this which bothers me; why shouldn’t we all enjoy a big party, eh, also Halloween is only a couple of weeks away!!
No…what really irks me is this! The day after Halloween is dead and buried, city councils the nation over start putting up the Christmas lights!! A little early, no?! It drives me mad…shopping in Marks & Spencer yesterday I came up against a display of Christmas puddings, and I’m certain that many have already placed an order for their Christmas turkey! Well for me it’s a juicy fillet of beef, but Hey Ho. Although I am proud to say that mine will not be ordered any time soon. If you think this level of preparation for Christmas is normal, I dare say you should look at your calendar…it still says OCTOBER!
I’m not a scrooge, please don’t think so, I do get the Christmas spirit, I enjoy enormously, but I truly feel that if you are achingly waiting since the end of summer for that special day, it simply cannot live up to expectation! Better let it arrive and then enjoy it when it does. I suppose my lack of early enthusiasm was instilled at an early age; I can guarantee that at least 90% of the Christmas presents my auntie will give this year were bought in the January sales!! The idea of that just bugs me! (more…)

La Belle Epoque now stock Phallix luxury glass sex toys. They are so fantastic that we felt we had to put some of them in our new SALE section!! They are all hand made and absolutely incredible to look at, they really are a must have for a luxury bedroom accessory. xxx