La Belle Epoque – The Vibe

If you have never heard the term size matters, then I’m afraid you’ve spent your whole life with your head buried in the sand! It’s true! This seemingly mundane phrase is the bone of heated contention.

So today, I’m going to try and unravel this age old disagreement. Before we start let me say this…the majority of women say that size DOESN’T matter, but it’s mainly the men who say it does? Bizarre, no? How can a man know? Or maybe it’s just a show of macho competition and one-upmanship? Well…I suppose we’ll never know!

Let me rephrase this age-old saying; In MY opinion Size doesn’t matter, but it does help. If I can be honest, I do believe that a fuller sized man is able to offer more pleasure…BUT, whether he does is an entirely different matter. If a man is possessed of a large member, he is naturally capable of providing more fulfilling stimulation. But trust me when I say that for women, size isn’t near to the top of the list! (more…)

Well hello again!! The weather has turned a little bit sour this week, so I am spending an unusual amount of time cooped up indoors with the fire on. Yes, the British climate can be a bit testing at times!! So, yesterday I finally managed to get the upper hand on the world’s most unpronounceable Volcano and return home!!

Well, all the people crammed into my aeroplane were overjoyed at the prospect of returning to home soil, but as the grey skies of Blighty closed in around the plane, I must say my Dunkirk spirit left me. Less than twenty-four hours earlier I had been laying on my back on the flawless white sands of St. Barts and soaking up some glorious rays!! Yes, I was stuck, but I was stuck in one of the world’s most beautiful places and, without wanting to sound ungrateful, I’m not so sure I want to be back under England’s steely sky!! After all, I was on a working holiday for a week, which turned into three weeks and it was an all expenses paid affair because I was meeting some people on the company’s behalf. Yes, most people want to get back to work (though I think they miss their income more than their job), but my work requires a laptop and is constrained only by Internet access (something which St. Barts offers).

Anyway, what I meant to say is that all this extra time indoors means I have more time to offer my pearls of (dubious) wisdom!! This time (as you may have guessed from the title), I am going to be looking at something which we have all come across at some time. How to introduce a sex toy into a relationship.

This is an issue which has been born out of humanity’s predisposition to paranoia!! Nevertheless, this problem seems to bother almost every sex toy lover at some point in their life. Yes, I can understand how it might seem to be a problem but it really shouldn’t be. The way to introduce sex toys into a relationship really depends upon whether you are a girl or boy, so I’ll address the issue for both sexes and then everyone will know the so called “do’s and don’ts”!! (more…)

Welcome back everybody!! In the last few days I have become somewhat aggrieved because of the countless derogatory myths which surround the topic of sex toys like a miasma. Why all the fuss and misunderstanding…as those of us who live our lives with sex toys close to hand know that said miasma is actually as cruel, shameful and unpleasant as the golden warmth of a summer’s day.

But as the old adage goes…they fear what they do not understand!! I simply cannot understand where some of these myths come from…you only need to dip a toe into the ocean of erotic enlightenment to see, first hand, that sex toys are an elixir!

I think we can all agree that as experiences go, sex is the cream of the crop. Yes I know, people say the best thing that ever happened to them is their child, or in some cases closing that big deal, and I don’t doubt them…but, those things aren’t an experience. Drinking champagne is an experience…diving in the red sea…jumping out of an aeroplane…all experiences!! But, no matter what you could ever dream of doing…it will never be better than the physical, psychological and spiritual release of the orgasm!! Yep…sex is the best thing we have!! (more…)

Hello once again!! I’d like to say that I am now finally convinced that this terribly irritating recession is finally receding!! Yes we’re back on solid ground (sort of) and with the onset of summer it’s definitely time we all started thinking about reviving the British institution that is the Summer Holiday.
Yes, not many of us managed one of those last year, but whoever you are make sure that this year is the year you dust off that bikini! Imagine it, laying on a beach of pure white sand, the waves lapping gently around your feet while you gaze heaven-ward from the shade of a palm tree. Paradise, I think so, but let us not forget that even paradise can be improved upon!! (more…)

Hi there!

I have just launched a new website, La Belle Epoque, selling designer adult toys and accessories…. check us out at www.labelleuk.co.uk

As a part of providing an unbeatable service, I have decided to review each and every toy on the website in order to provide you with a comprehensive and truthful level of information and keep you up to date on the news going on in La Belle Epoque’s world! (more…)