La Belle Epoque – The Vibe

Remember as a child when you used to stay up late and have midnight feasts? Building a den in the living room using the dining room chairs and your mum’s favourite table cloth, eating rolled up ham, bread & butter and jammy dodgers (or was that just my nan’s choice of snacks?). Designer brand Jimmyjane have a much better way to enjoy our after hour parties, the Midnight Special. Their union of the Little Gold vibrator and the Wink blindfold provide a tempting package ensuring a late-night treat you’ll want every evening.
Also available in Little Platinum and Little Steel

To have missed the news that our dear Prince Willy is to wed his long-term beau Kate Middleton, I’m afraid you must have been somewhere I’d never like to go!! I do rely upon my vices too much…TV, radio, internet, glossies and broadsheets must all be present for me to wholly enjoy myself!! Call me sad but I like to be in the loop…My finger must never leave the pulse! But to be honest…in this modern world, it’s really not very restrictive.
This little bit of news has got me tremendously excited, however I do feel a little sorry for dear Kate (not that much though…after all she’s bagged the future king!!), since the engagement her name is now Katherine as it sounds more proper. The worst part though? The girl who went to one of the public schools of choice for royalty is now widely referred to as a commoner and the image of pauper turned princess is being relentlessly bandied about by the media…is it just me who finds this peculiar??
However, what most don’t know about Katherine Middleton, or don’t remember, is that she apparently has a very saucy side!! In December 2008, the then, Kate was spotted shopping for naughty Christmas goodies for her and Prince William in the Soho branch of THE ‘high-street’ sex shop Ann Summers!! Apparently this royal couple amuse themselves with The Cone vibrator and a saucy Santa outfit complete with full length gloves and fur trim!!
The Cone?? Great taste
The Outfit?? Polyester fire hazard…must try harder!!
If you fancy a toy which apparently carries the ‘Royal Seal of Approval’ then The Cone is the one for you!! Trust me, be brave and you will fall deep in love!!
Maybe we could send them a little selection for the honeymoon?? Though I doubt the success rate of parcels delivered to Buckingham Palace!!

We are constantly reminded of the benefits of staying in shape and for many of us hitting the gym is part of our weekly routine, however there is a set of very important muscles, which we often neglect to exercise – Our PC muscles, more formally known as puboccocceygeus or more commonly Pelvic Floor muscles. These muscles cradle our internal sexual organs and run from the public bone to the tailbone in a figure of eight around the genitals.Strong PC muscles enhance the strength of the vaginal wall, increasing the blood flow to the genital area allowing you to feel more sexual sensation and for many women making it easier to orgasm. Squeezing well-toned PC muscles during sex will not only facilitate your own orgasm but will also give your partner more pleasure, as he’ll feel you tighten whilst he’s inside you. (more…)

The Rock Chick has been around for some time now, so its surprising – to me anyway – that I would only be checking this toy out now. I don’t know why I haven’t tried it before, for some reason up against the pretty Lelo toys and Gold Jimmyjane Little Something’s its been neglected by my toy box. Saying that it is award winning, voted “best product of the year 2006/2007”, I should have known along time ago that it would be worth giving a go.The Rock Chick has reminded me to never judge a book (or in this case, a toy) by its cover (or packaging). (more…)

It was my friend’s birthday this weekend and we all ventured to the Big City. Boyfriends included we ate Mexican and drank cocktails from fish bowls, excited about our little adventure weekend I booked a hotel and promised my boyfriend a night to remember. After a very enjoyable evening we staggered outside the club and tumbled into a taxi where I began to realize just how drunk my boyfriend was. Inside the hotel we took the lift and I imagined how I’d seductively remove my clothes to reveal my gorgeous new lingerie ready for our passionate hotel night, I opened our door, he stumbled through hit the bed and was snoring in 5 minutes, fully clothed! I dialed room service … “No I don’t want cheese on toast, I want a Jimmyjane Little Chroma!”