Tag Archives: Buyers Guide

David vs. Goliath

17 Jun

David vs. Goliath

Well hello again!! So, let’s get straight to it…you must all be aware that the 2010 FIFA world cup is currently underway. The fact that every second car I drive past is staggering under the weight of St. George’s flags is a dead giveaway. Ahhh…the St. George’s flag…the emblem which unites the intellectually challenged, testosterone charged football hooligans of this fine nation…fortunately for the rest of the world, the worst of them had to surrender their passports…unfortunately for us they are skulking in our pubs at this very moment!! Yesterday I was watching the favourites, Spain, being embarrassed by football minnows Switzerland, and during one of the duller passages of play heard the two commentators shed light on one of the MOST RIDICULOUS rumours I’ve EVER heard!! (more…)

A Girl’s Guide to Spicing Things Up A Little!

7 May

A Girl’s Guide to Spicing Things Up A Little!

Right then…are you comfortable??

So first let me tell you who this is aimed at. This is for women, of any age, who either find it difficult to orgasm, or simply wish to orgasm more during intercourse.

I’m afraid that’s it, I am an expert in the fields of sex toys and sex itself, unfortunately for you (fortunately for me) I am not an expert on human interaction when it comes to sex. I don’t really know why some have sex and others don’t. If you’re love life is stuck in a rut, all I can do is offer you my sympathy and hope you rekindle your passion! What I can do is help any woman out there maximise the pleasure they receive between the sheets. (more…)