Tag Archives: Advice

Novice? We’re here to help

6 Oct

Novice? We’re here to help

For everyone there is always a “first time” for everything, including sex toys. We can assure you that once you make the decision to purchase your first sex toy, you will wonder how you ever lived without one.
We also understand that buying a toy can be daunting…there is so much to choose from. This is why we have written a comprehensive buyer’s guide to help you! http://www.labelleuk.co.uk/buyers-guide/
Not only this, but if you are still unsure and want more help you can call one of our lovely girls on 0845 409 3249. xxx

How to give an unforgettable massage with Jimmyjane

24 Jun

How to give an unforgettable massage with Jimmyjane

Start with the essential elements:
Focus – The single most important component of the atmosphere is you. Focus on your partner, and they will be focused on you and your touch.

Engage all the senses – Consider all of the facets of the experience – not just touch, but also temperature, sound, scent, and illumination. Lighting a few AFTERGLOW Natural Massage Candles is a great start. The anticipation of the warm massage oil adds to the excitement. (more…)

The Dreaded First Date

7 May

The Dreaded First Date

So, Ladies and Gents, I’ve just got back from my particularly dirty weekend with my lover…and I must say that it has completely re-invigorated me! Yes I only just got back from the Caribbean, but I suppose I’m just one of those girls who needs regular holidays to keep balanced!!

Call me demanding if you want, but if I can wangle it…I may as well. I don’t live a wildly extravagant lifestyle and where I used to spend all my savings on sex toys (I now have what I call my ‘erotic carte blanche’)…I now spend it ALL on little trips away. Most people would think that this sort of lifestyle is a little expensive, and on the whole it is…but it doesn’t have to be!! You see, the ‘hospitality’ industry is completely jam-packed bonkers…there are SO many hotels in Britain (over 100,000 in London alone!!), are so competitive that some of the deals you can find are equally bonkers! All you need do is a little research and I can assure you that you will find a really great deal, which makes the whole thing affordable! That…and accept you may find one in Cornwall but you live in the lake district, but that, I’m afraid, is adventure…the spice of life! (more…)

Size Matters? Nonsense!

7 May

Size Matters? Nonsense!

If you have never heard the term size matters, then I’m afraid you’ve spent your whole life with your head buried in the sand! It’s true! This seemingly mundane phrase is the bone of heated contention.

So today, I’m going to try and unravel this age old disagreement. Before we start let me say this…the majority of women say that size DOESN’T matter, but it’s mainly the men who say it does? Bizarre, no? How can a man know? Or maybe it’s just a show of macho competition and one-upmanship? Well…I suppose we’ll never know!

Let me rephrase this age-old saying; In MY opinion Size doesn’t matter, but it does help. If I can be honest, I do believe that a fuller sized man is able to offer more pleasure…BUT, whether he does is an entirely different matter. If a man is possessed of a large member, he is naturally capable of providing more fulfilling stimulation. But trust me when I say that for women, size isn’t near to the top of the list! (more…)

Introducing a sex toy into your relationship

7 May

Introducing a sex toy into your relationship

Well hello again!! The weather has turned a little bit sour this week, so I am spending an unusual amount of time cooped up indoors with the fire on. Yes, the British climate can be a bit testing at times!! So, yesterday I finally managed to get the upper hand on the world’s most unpronounceable Volcano and return home!!

Well, all the people crammed into my aeroplane were overjoyed at the prospect of returning to home soil, but as the grey skies of Blighty closed in around the plane, I must say my Dunkirk spirit left me. Less than twenty-four hours earlier I had been laying on my back on the flawless white sands of St. Barts and soaking up some glorious rays!! Yes, I was stuck, but I was stuck in one of the world’s most beautiful places and, without wanting to sound ungrateful, I’m not so sure I want to be back under England’s steely sky!! After all, I was on a working holiday for a week, which turned into three weeks and it was an all expenses paid affair because I was meeting some people on the company’s behalf. Yes, most people want to get back to work (though I think they miss their income more than their job), but my work requires a laptop and is constrained only by Internet access (something which St. Barts offers).

Anyway, what I meant to say is that all this extra time indoors means I have more time to offer my pearls of (dubious) wisdom!! This time (as you may have guessed from the title), I am going to be looking at something which we have all come across at some time. How to introduce a sex toy into a relationship.

This is an issue which has been born out of humanity’s predisposition to paranoia!! Nevertheless, this problem seems to bother almost every sex toy lover at some point in their life. Yes, I can understand how it might seem to be a problem but it really shouldn’t be. The way to introduce sex toys into a relationship really depends upon whether you are a girl or boy, so I’ll address the issue for both sexes and then everyone will know the so called “do’s and don’ts”!! (more…)