La Belle Epoque – The Vibe

If you know the feeling, dont get stuck in a rut!
Invest in some naughty toys and accessories to get yourself back on track for the festive season – it is the season to be jolly after all!
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The new range of products from Lelo are now in stock at La Belle Epoque: The Lyla , the Oden and the Tiani – each of these products uses SenseMotion, a new innovation from Lelo. SenseMotion™
Technology offers an unprecedented way to interact with personal massagers, where vibration speed and intensity can be controlled via movement alone. This can range through tilting, shaking or sweeping the wireless controller through different movements, which in turn prompts a response in your Lyla™, Oden™ and Tiani™. More than this, the controller mirrors the vibrations you are creating, which means you can feel what a partner is experiencing from a range of up to 12 meters /39 feet. (more…)

If you put faith in London Fashion week then believe me when I tell you that, on the street if not on the runway, geek chic is here to stay. It’s all crazy tights, oversized christmas jumpers, converse ankle boots and the ultimate geek chic accessory of real old school speccy-specs. I never really got the idea of glasses with non-prescription plain lenses, but i still parted with several hundred pounds for a pair from Cutler & Gross, and i love them.

You see, as far as i’m concerned the geeks of today are far more than just bang on trend. They’re dead sexy…geeks now bear no resembles to the acne covered, pigtail sporting introverts of my formative years – admittedly some of the camden fashionistas who have turned to the look could use a good scrub, but for the most part todays geek is like a sexual prize. You can tell quite a bit about a woman’s sexual tendencies by the clothes she wears; micro dresses and stripper heels are built for sex as are the women who wear them, but to see a geek in the buff will take patience and hard work!

The new geek hairstyle which is big, bold, messy and tousled screams “i’ve just been fucked…and i’m looking for more”. The specs send out an air of intelligence which catches your attention, while these new fashion tights seem to be designed, reagrdless of the pattern, to send the eye searching for a glimpse of what lies up from the hem line and beneath the boyish y-fronts. As little as 10 years age, a man who had bedded a geek would stoically deny it for a lifetime, now that same man will race down the pub to recount his tale of a fashion-forward lay to all his mates and the rest of the patrons. (more…)

When I was a girl at school, and i mean throughout my entire school life, i was a biological anomaly, i was a scientific wonder – at least I led my teachers to believe that I was. They were tirelessy told about the horror of my bodily situation – my period which would come everyday without fail in the afternoon – and I MEAN’T EVERY SIGNLE DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE, it would also rear it’s ulgy head for an hour each week during the day.

Why? I hated sports and more than that i really loathed physical education lessons in which you spent an hour being casually insulted and ruthlessly humiliated by a slightly balding middle aged man with a pot belly, a violent streak and a penchant for girls much younger than he had any right to punish by making them strip to their underwear (boys always got a lap of the gymnasium?? Inequality was my biggest worry back then…I now understand that was the least of the problems). I now realise that instead of looking at the man like a veritable schwarzenegger clone, i should have seen the humour in being tutored by a pervert with incredibly tight shorts and no leg to stand on when fitness was the issue of the day.

I was always more interested in boys, drinking a little too much on the weekend and eating a little too much fine food three times a day. Fortunately for me, my body seems to have an aversion to being fat…it’s never happened, I’m a curvaceous yet trim perfect 10. Admittedly there is not a single ounce of muscle, so I firmly believe my body has been incredibly inventive and has naturally secreted heaps of fat in such a way that it LOOKS like I have a very nice figure. The reason I now exercise is more to do with health reasons than visual reasons…i now eat a balanced diet and partake in light exercise so i don’t leave earth prematurely, and to tell you the truth I have started enhjoying it…not the gym, but tennis and more social things i find quite therapeutic, and I hope i am no longer a heartattack strapped to a ticking clock. (more…)

If I could sum up the aristocracy in one single word it would be excess. Throughout history there have been the haves and the have-nots, the wealthy and the poor, fortunes won and lost, but throughtout centuries of social turmoil the aristocracy remain, they are the standard bearers of status, power, wealth and indugence.

Many European nations have their blue blooded families who can trace their roots all the way back to the beginning of civillization, but none are more famous, or infamous depending on your point of view, than the aristocracy of Britain and France. These people are conoisseurs of everything of wine, of culture, of food, of travel, their wealth of finances and time afford them the luxury of being able to indulge in whatever takes their fancy, and believe me when I tell you that they are forever searching to extract more pleasure from the things they enjoy.

They do everything in excess, because otherwise it becomes mundane. They live their lives with reckless abandon, endlessly hunting for a greater thrill; some of the world’s most famous estates have been staked on the strength of a hand of cards. This i cannot condone, but I am full of praise when it comes to their way in the bedroom. (more…)